TOP 10 REASONS

why you should probably hire me:

 

1. I burn everything I cook. Lucky for you, that means I'll be buying you dinner. 

2. I raised a litter of six all while graduating Magna Cum Laude. 

3. I lost my pet turtle when I took him for a walk. Now you don't have to worry about me showing up to meetings with my turtle. 

4. There’s more to me than meets the eye. And I don’t just mean my mismatching socks. 

5. I’m one of 11 kids, so chaos is my forté.

6. I won a “Young Authors of Georgia “ contest and got my essay about my mom published. Either I’m a good writer or I have a really cool mom. Either way, it’s a win-win.

7. I moved back in with my parents after college for two years. And people wonder where my resilience comes from.  

8. I may not always have the answer, but I do always have the question.  

9. I can impersonate any foreign accent. So you can say I can adapt my voice pretty easily.

10. On my 6th birthday I wished that the world would one day be made of biscuits. If there’s one thing larger than my mom’s homemade biscuits, it's my aspirations. 

11. With me, you’ll always get more than you expect. (Exhibit A: an extra reason).